A step by step guide on how to be naughty with the aid of a donkey.

 Step 1: Step on the bouncy donkey that is clearly intended only for sitting (grin while doing this because it's a little naughty).

 Step 2: Stand on the donkey inches away from anything stable (grin bigger for added effect and naughtiness).

Step 3: Jump over the edge of the couch and make a soft landing onto the pillow (be sure to look at Mommy and smile at her for reassurance since she just had a mild heart attack).

Step 4: Kiss the silly stinker (and remove donkey from the area).